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SWAN DIVING INTO AN EMPTY POOL

So have at ’em you filthy animals

Peeking out from beneath my hoard of singles Medium provided over the years.

PRETENSION PROVIDES 85% OF MANDATED NUTRIENTS

Our chefs aren’t just color blind!

Justice Oliver Wendell Holmes disapproving of rampant reproduction and free speech from atop a hemorrhoidal donut. PHOTO: Wikipedia Commons

HARD HITTING INVESTIGATIVE JOURNALISMING

Escaping lunacy if just for a week

Studies have shown cloth masks are useless in preventing transmission of COVID-19 but highly effective at preventing the stewardess from throwing you off the plane. Photo by Austin Distel on Unsplash

A WEEKLY AMERICAN CONSTITUTIONAL

9/2/21 — Gerontocracy Dies In Darkness

Terrified Boomer continues to disapprove of people making their own medical decisions. Photo by Museums Victoria on Unsplash

A WEEKLY AMERICAN CONSTITUTIONAL

8/26/21 — Finally, a Tri-Partisan virus

Not even Independents are safe! Photo by Vlad Zaytsev on Unsplash

SIEG KALE!

You will not replace asparagus!

Der Führer und Freunds rooting Jesse Owens on at the 1936 Berlin Olympic Games. PHOTO: Wikipedia Commons

Kaiser Cori Bush after defunding the police. Photo by Viktor Talashuk on Unsplash

BEWARE DOCTORS BEARING GIFTS

But the real gift was the data science along the way

I couldn’t find a photo which accurately reflected the volume and mass of my vaccinated lips, but this will do. Photo by Kin Li on Unsplash

COMMUNIST SOUP FOR THE SOUL

Local and ethnically sourced pho to nourish the Revolution

Photo by Mika Baumeister on Unsplash

It isn’t truly fascism if it isn’t from the Fasci Region of Italy. Otherwise, it’s just sparkling authoritarianism. Photo by Big Dodzy on Unsplash

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