Completely Legit and Inspirational Quotes to Change Your Life

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“Winning political arguments on Facebook is the way, the truth, and the light. He whosoever badgers their interlocutor for sources and citations shall not taste of death, but shall enjoy tripe, everlasting.”

Luke Skywalker Saga 9:12

The only defense a tyrant has against humor is writing a sternly worded editorial which manages to demonstrate exactly what the comedian was talking about.

Mark Twain, How Stupid Are You Anyway?

“Good thoughts and good words are good enough. Good deeds are the height of class privilege. If your friends on social media think you’re kind, that is enough.”

Zoroaster, Some Book I Didn’t Read

“All are a product of their environment, except capitalist swine and Jimmy Dean sausages, they are a meat product.”

Ayn Rand, Atlas Hugged It Out

“The definition of insanity is unsoundness of mind or lack of the ability to understand that prevents one from having the mental capacity required by law to enter into a particular relationship, status, or transaction or that releases one from criminal or civil responsibility.”

Albert Einstein, Things I Totally Said to Someone on a Plane

“I came, I saw, I discussed the positive and negative ramifications of implementing widespread economic reform in an open and vigorously debated forum.”

Gaius Julius Caesar, Commentaries on Communism and Other Totally Great Ideas on How to Seize Power in a Republic

“Jeffrey Epstein killed himself.”

Hillary Clinton, Why I Lost But Totally Didn’t Lose

“Fuck your mouth, soy boy.”

Marcus Aurelius, Meditations in Walmart

“World War III seems pretty tame so far.”

Ali Khomeini, Contemplating the Evitable

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Humor, history, and enough dick and fart jokes to choke a flappy-headed Canadian comedy duo.

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