Original Sin, Social Justice Dogma, and How Your Political Opponents Are Privileged

Michelangelo’s Original Sin. Why you’re supposed to drink grape juice, pretending its wine, then pretending the wine is blood, and then pretending any of this makes sense, before pretending you’ll be back next Sunday.

Long ago, the ancient story goes, there lounged a bloke and a broad in a garden. They had nothing to do but lounge. Literally nothing, not even each other, as they were not even aware the other was naked, and the birds and the bees hadn’t been created yet, anyway. They didn’t tend this garden anymore than they knew what went where, no one did. It…