Pfizer Gave Me Duck Lips

But the real gift was the data science along the way

I couldn’t find a photo which accurately reflected the volume and mass of my vaccinated lips, but this will do. Photo by Kin Li on Unsplash

First of all, this is not really about vaccine side effects and reactions. It is, but it isn’t. Just like the Trojan War wasn’t really about Helen of Troy.

Her absconding with that prick Paris got the Greeks in a huff, but they seemed…




Attempted humorist, thrice acquitted.

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