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Pfizer Gave Me Duck Lips

But the real gift was the data science along the way

I couldn’t find a photo which accurately reflected the volume and mass of my vaccinated lips, but this will do. Photo by Kin Li on Unsplash

To continue to savage this metaphor for all it’s worth… my lips are Helen of Troy.

My Magical Vaccination Journey

Naked, crying, and covered in slime as usual. Nature Boy rises again stronger than before.

Unfortunately, as is often the case, Monday arrived and socked me square in the mouth.

The Data Science Along the Way

He tightens and loosens a few spare parts, one thing is fixed another falls apart. And the rich eat you.

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